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Are we all being controlled?

Episode 2 · May 5, 2025 · 1 hr 8 min

Since the beginning of mankind, a select few have run everyone else. But that's completely hypothetical, please don't take it seriously. XO's deadpan look at control: the war on drugs, why psychedelics and weed were made illegal, the abortion debate, religious loopholes, and the herd that lets it all happen.

About this episode

Since the beginning of mankind, a select few have run everyone else. But that's completely hypothetical, so please don't take it seriously. XO asks why so many people let themselves be herded, and what right anyone has to make rules about what other people do with their own bodies, from drugs to abortion.

XO follows the logic all the way: the war on drugs, why cannibalism technically isn't illegal, how much we'd rather not know how the sausage gets made, why staying quiet in a group feels safer, and a deadpan sermon from an imaginary pro-life preacher that takes "choose life" to its most absurd end.

  • Control
  • Deep state
  • War on drugs
  • Abortion
  • Satire

Key moments

  1. 0:00A select few have always been in charge
  2. 3:12Abortion and "thou shalt not murder"
  3. 6:02If it's your body
  4. 11:54Are we too fragile?
  5. 24:10Cannibalism laws, technically
  6. 29:44The sausage and how it's made
  7. 36:038 billion perspectives
  8. 39:07Ignorance is bliss
  9. 45:07The sermon about the condoms
  10. 1:02:44Black and white, under God

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0:00Basically, since the beginning of mankind, there's always been a select few group of people that have been in charge of everybody else. The tribal leaders, the government, the shadow, deep state that you never really see in the light of day. But why are we just letting this happen? Why are 99.9% of the people allowing themselves get herded around like sheep? We're not sheep. We can I'm sorry about that. We were having technical difficulties and uh of course anything that has been said or will be said is completely hypothetical. And by no means am I insinuating that we are being controlled by any group of people or is any of the things that we may discuss by any means true. It's uh something that if you take serious, you probably need to be medicated. you need to seek professional help immediately because it's it's baloney.

0:59It's it's something that you have to be a complete cook, a quack, a conspiracy theorist to believe it because we're not being controlled by anybody. It's the land of the free for some. It's the home of the brave for some, right? We uh we're not being controlled by any sort of uh shadow government. Nothing to freak out about. You're going to be controlled and you're going to be happy about it. No, in in all seriousness though because of course anything that has been said is not to be taken seriously and of course the side effects of listening to this may be delusional hopes of getting out of the matrix in which you were born into. And again, you just need to be medicated.

1:56You need to seek professional help. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry if I got you to the ledge. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but some people I've just been hearing it out in the ether that some people feel like that like we're we're being controlled and we're being told what to do and it's it's being put into these leftright ideologies like abortion. Let's kind of start there. First of all, if let's just cut out half of the population immediately. If you have uh male part, then you probably should not be contributing to any discussions about whether or not someone should keep a baby inside of them. But despite the way you may, you know, have been raised, despite the way you may think, despite the beliefs that you may strongly have, and this is what God believes, who gives anybody the right to tell somebody else?

3:12And it gets it gets sticky, right? Because, well, God says, you know what I mean? Thou shalt not murder. That's murder. There is a life in there. You can even you can even hear the heartbeat. But how many levels down does it go until we say we're not really listening to God anymore? We're listening to a group of people captured by an ideology that has been going through the generations like the plague. At what point do we say, "Hey, God isn't really telling us any of these." In fact, what has been written down isn't necessarily God at all. It's a game of telephone that has been going through the word of mouth. And then eventually somebody said, "Hey, I know how to write and I'm going to write it down." And then somebody else said, "I don't know how to read that language." And somebody else said, "It's okay.

4:08I do and I can transcribe it for you." And then, you know, eventually we have all of the different copies and um variations of the the Bible. And this can go into a whole bunch of different, you know, it's not necessarily Christian, Catholic, it could also be like Muslim, whatever, Buddhist, whatever. We have all of these we have all of these ideologies that we we cling on to. And eventually that ends up being what we're focusing on instead of saying, "Wait a minute, there's somebody actually taking these ideologies and saying that this is a law. You have to do this or else." You know what I mean? If you live in Texas, you have six weeks to find out if you have a baby inside of you if you want to have an abortion.

5:05That's crazy. But who is any person to tell another person what they can or can't do to their own body? And I understand there has to be some order. It's not like, oh yes, it. Anarchy. Um, do whatever you want. Let the rioting and looting and whatever the all the chaos start to ensue. No, that's not that's not what I'm saying. Um, of course there's a line. You shouldn't take from somebody else. you shouldn't hurt somebody else. Anything that affects somebody else, like that's that's a good sign that maybe there should be some sort of rule or law that should be in place against it. You know, don't hurt somebody. Don't take from them. If they work hard to get somebody get something, don't don't take that thing. You know what I mean? Don't hurt a child or something as horrendous as that.

6:02Anything where you are hurting anything else. Of course, let's let's put that aside. If it's your body, how can how can somebody get upset? Hey, don't don't do those drugs. You're not allowed to do that. What are you What do you got there? Are you Are you trying to sell? No, obviously not trying to sell whatever it is that you like to partake in. It's just a personal amount. But this is still against the law. Why? You're not allowed to use that. You're not allowed to put that in your body. Why not? Because it's a drug. Can't put drugs. Drugs are bad. Okay. They're bad. You can't do that. But what about what about nicotine? Is that okay? I can like smoke cigarettes. Oh, yeah. That's fine. Yeah. You can get like the the gum and chew that.

6:59And there's a whole bunch of different ways you can get nicotine if you want nicotine. Okay. Um I mean what about like some of my friends like uh like the uh like the Xanax? Is that where where like you just kind of go around like a like a zombie? Is that is that okay? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just go to your doctor. Just tell them you got like anxiety. Anxiety about what, bro? Everything. It's everything, you know. um anxiety that you might go out the street and um a group of teenagers and this is they're going to be multi-racial of course because diversity. It's going to be a tall black kid and a very uh scrawny little white kid, but he's the loudest. Um, you're going to have an Asian, Hispanic. Um, like I said, we got we got a little bit of everything.

7:58It's it's just a a multi-racial group. And there's like 20 of them. Of course, you got the you got the LGBTQ and all of the letters, they're all in there, too. All of the the religions, they're all in there. And when I'm going to when I'm going to go out the street, I'm I'm so anxious that one of them they're going to come up to me and I've I've been thinking about this for a while. I've actually been having a reoccurring dream that I've been talking to with my therapist and uh it's where I'm going out the same street in the same group of teenagers, you know, and here we are. My my dreams actually coming true. So, my therapist told me that I need to confront my my fears. And there I am going out into the street with the um multi-racial group of misfit teens.

8:56I just I don't know what what's about them. They're just these new generations, man. They're just they're scary. and they come up to me and they say something to me that triggers me. I got triggered and I don't know how I'm supposed to move on from that. Seems so that I got triggered by the exact same thing that I've been dreaming about for weeks. for months at this point, talking about with my therapist, and he said I was crazy. He said that this would never happen.

9:58And here I am, triggered. Triggered just like all of the guns that we should not have. It's a scary time. And if you do care at all about my feelings, you can of course put down in the comments # I'm praying for you or # you're in my thoughts. Um, any sort of variation of that will do. Of course, um, you can get creative with it. just kind of stick to the script. That way we are on the same page, you know, and this was something that controlled me for a very long time, you know. I wasn't able to go out into the street for it's been like half a decade.

10:56I would avoid it. Go the long way. the scenic route to get home. I just said this this street wasn't for me. But here I am. I feel like I feel like I'm a new me. I wouldn't say I'm a hero by any means. I wouldn't use that word. I wouldn't use that word. Defender. Maybe. Maybe. Um again, # you're my thoughts. Praying for you. I I truly appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Abortion. What right?

11:54What right do we have? Are we so fragile? Are we so egotistical that we have to put these rules in place in order to feel significant? Cuz it's not just abortion. It's not just drugs. And yes, the war on drugs is I mean And I understand there's some deadly out there. For real though, like my thoughts out or my prayers out or whatever now it feels cheesy and like it's not like actually uh genuine I think is a word, but for real, like I know there's a lot of people that have died from drugs, but there's a lot of people that jump off of bridges, you know? So that doesn't mean that I want to deconstruct all of the bridges.

13:00Um, a friend of mine, uh, a while ago when I was like, uh, I was 18, met this dude in Indiana, cool ass He ended up, uh, he ended up killing himself like a month or two after I moved away. and he did that with a belt. So we can't we can't run from this We can't run like at the end of the day like people are going to do what people do. You feel me? And for some reason, this compassion that we all have, the empathy that most of us, except for like the psycho and sociopaths out there, we we can feel empathy for others, whether it's other people or It's really easy for people to feel it for animals, you know, like for uh the the family pet.

14:11For the cute little bunny trying to cross the road. We can feel empathy. I hope I hope it doesn't get hit. Oh yes, it made it. Despite all of that, it can be used and twisted and weaponized against us for control. In fact, it's really easy. We probably made it harder before. Now we just fall in line. And she love to be hurted. What is the virtuous thing to do? How can I show you that I'm a good person? And when these things get used against us so effectively and then a few of the you know the minority from the majority they they start to speak up and it's like hold on hold on this doesn't this doesn't seem right maybe we should wake up maybe

15:31As horrific as it is you shouldn't get to tell anybody that they can't unlife themselves, you know, and I would I wouldn't even wish that on my my enemy to have them have somebody else in their life go through that. And they're just sat there feeling like, damn, what could I have done? What could I have said? Maybe I should have called more. And all of the thoughts that go through your head when something like this happens, something unspeakable, something that you never actually get an answer to all of your questions to. And something like that, as dark as it is, it exists.

16:28And if it impacts somebody else, yes, I feel like there should be some sort of force, some sort of line that says we shouldn't cross this. Yes, nature is you got animals killing animals, but let's not be the species that's killing themselves. Okay? You know, we we got steak, we got a burger, you know what I'm saying? Get some eggs. We don't we don't have to do anything to ourel for nourishment. You know what I mean? Unless you're a weirdo like Hannibal Lectar or something which uh coincidentally just kind of like thinking about this. I remember I remember one time when I was in jail coincidentally for one of the things that of course you should not be controlled about and I was just enjoying something that is completely legal in multiple states but not this one.

17:39This was years ago. I'm not salty at all. But I remember reading a whole bunch of different books and I'm not talking about like I am going to read the encyclopedia and I grew to be intelligent and no I'm not talking about any of that. I was already intelligent of course. Can't you see a lot of fiction type of books and all that? So, I don't know if what I'm about to say is 100% true, but I think that it was based off of some true facts, but in this story, don't remember what it's called. Don't remember the author. I wish I could credit you, but in this story, I don't even remember all of the details. The TLDDR is there was these group of people that had a fetish for eating people like actual people parts.

18:45Excuse me. And I remember I remember somebody uh damn I probably should have thought about this before I actually brought it up, but somebody and I swear to God it correlates. It correlates. I'm going to bring it back. And uh I think the protagonist and the main character, they were trying to like figure out it's like a who done it, like what's going on or something like that. They ended up catching these rich weird people that like to eat people and it was like different body parts or some like that. And the twist of the book was that it turns out what they were doing was not illegal whatsoever. So they like tried to get the police on. They got all this evidence and ended up going and they're like, "Oh, um actually some people just donate their body and you know people can come and just buy that."

19:48And if they have a fetish for eating dead people, they can they can do that, you know, for a fee. It's not free, but if you Got some uh some salt, some pepper, some dipping sauce of your choice. Um any type of seasonings, pots, pans, and uh you could choose to have like a electric or gas stove if you want to do it over like a like a fire or some like that. I don't know. Some real Kumbaya moment. You can order your favorite part and we're not going to tell you that you can't do that. However, I I do want to stress that uh make sure despite this being completely okay and by all means uh I don't judge you know everybody one love all lives matter you know um I I wish you guys were more diverse actually

21:10Um and you I wish you darker. Like that's how much I include you. I love you guys. Um so not judging, but I do want to stress that if you do partake in this and the body comes before it's dead, you know what I mean? Just let's just let's not let's not cross any lines, okay? Okay. But this this is fine. I do have to go. However, there is um there's this suburban housewife that uh just caught got caught with a uh a gram of marijuana, if you believe it. Right there in her purse. Cop pulls her over. Anything could happen at this point.

22:08Of course, ends up having to search a car, search her things. Grandma marijuana. So, I'm going to let you guys go. This is okay as long as you you guys pay for the parts that you receive. Eat up. Um I'm gonna think about this when I go to the DMV. I'll tell you that much when I uh when I put that I'm donating my organs and stuff. All right, that's it. That's it. I'm going to go I'm going to go get that uh that housewife. Jesus Christ. Again, I don't I don't even know if that's Is that real? Is that real? Should I even Should I even Google that? Should I? That's a weird thing to be on my Google search.

23:09But now I'm going to be thinking about this and eventually I probably will end up googling it or it'll just end up haunting me for the rest of my life. So at least now if I do it in this way, it could be documented. So um how do you even word this? Is it legal to Oh my god. I feel like I feel like the FBI is going to like bust in as soon as I hit search. Is it legal to eat? Oh, by eat dead human. Oh, it stopped giving me search results. Oh. Oh my god. Cannibalism is the consumption of another human's body matter, whether it's consensual or not.

24:07In the United States, there are no laws against cannibalism, per se, but most, if not all, states have enacted laws that indirectly make it impossible to legally obtain and consume the body matter. Well, um, that's that's gross. That's There there are no laws against cannibalism per se. And shout out to the states if if not all. Oh my god. It says but most if not all. That's a little bit weird that it doesn't say all of them for sure without a fact. But it says most if not all of these states have enacted some laws that indirectly make it impossible. So if you had like some sort of again anything can be weaponized. All of the the empathy in the world and the compassion in the world it could be weaponized.

25:03So you know what I mean? Just put bam a religion on it. Tax exempt of course. Let's get that actually uh certified. It is official. And in my religion, we have this we have this uh compound full of people and they uh they've decided to donate their bodies as well. And of course uh we we we get a lot of people instead of saying you're going to these retirement homes, you actually can just come here. You know, you're close. And you know, we get we get them fit and we get them active. and make sure they're eating good. They're happy. Happy meat is good meat. The am I talking about?

26:01It's good meat. It's good meat. Cuz what what are they going to do? They're going to go to Florida. me. If I have to die in a nursing home in Florida, just go around my little screen like me. Just just take me off to this this what is it? A ranch? This compound? This estate? What do we have? We have an archery club. Archery club. Look at these guys. They look fit. I can get fit. I can get back get back to my to my prime. Yeah, I can do this. Look at these cougars in here. Yeah, everybody's basically dead back in that that nursing home that Johnny keeps trying to take me to. Yeah, I'm going to come here and it when I die.

26:56Yeah. Yeah, you could donate me. That's the price. I already was an organ donor, you know. This is this isn't even that that hard for me. Easy choice. I would do it every single time. I mean, donate my my pancreas, my spleen. Um, any of them that work, you know. I am hungry, though. I see everybody's in really good shape. Um, I'm just I'm just kind of wondering what what's for dinner, you know. Okay. Okay. I'm going to contemplate this. Made up my mind. I'm here. Let's go.

27:53I don't care what what you want to call. Yep. Wasn't that much of a Christian anyways. I am this religion now. And anybody that wants to come up and try and stop me is not being inclusive. Religious persecution. And that is not to that is not to just try to play real religious persecution lightly. Unfortunately, that's a real thing. And It's really weird thinking about religion too and cannibalism for some reason is where this ended up going to because we have no real laws per se. Makes it hard unless you start a whole religion where it depends upon older people dying and feeding the next group of older people.

28:56And basically you just get to eat off of old almost dead already meat. I think it's barbecued and filleted out in the campfire while got a bunch of 90year-olds dancing around with their, you know, titties hanging out. But they start getting bruised on the hips cuz the titties just keep knocking into their hips as they sway. And then the guy 90 year olds start laughing at the fact that their titties are just moving around like a damn pendulum. But then their knees start hurting because the same thing happens to them with their balls and they're going around this dance fire hazy smoking their eyes. They don't know what the going on. They don't know what they're eating.

29:54It's meat on a stick. They understand that they've sacrificed their organs to be a part of this tribe, but they don't want to know how the sausage gets made. That's uh that's for the people that's controlling all of this. They got it figured out. We don't we don't have to worry about that. Everybody's accepted here. Everything's okay. We found a a way around everything. It's real scary, man. It's real scary. I don't know. What gives What gives you the right? What gives you the right to tell me?

30:51What gives me the right to tell you? Oh, we recognize that. That's fine. So, when somebody just says some random to you in the store, you don't know them. They tell you how you should raise a kid or how you should present yourself or I don't know, they say some sort of critique. How about you mind your own business? Uh, okay. Politely shrug it off, knowing damn well you're not going to actually listen to what they say. Who are you to tell me? You don't know my situation. You don't know what the I've been through. You don't know who I am. You don't know the trials and tribulations that I actually had to jump over.

31:47All of the hurdles that I had to skin my knee trying to get past because I couldn't quite jump anymore. And you really thought you understood. You had me up. You had me up for a minute, but I'm back. I've thought about everything and I realized that you can just mind your own business because you don't know me. and I don't have to worry about that because you don't know me and it shouldn't even bother me or affect me. It's so easy on a personal level. It's so easy to just shrug off negative comments from people online or whatever because we recognize that so much of it is contextual. And even when the outside person is right, even when there's a third party that can see it from a perspective that where you know you can only see the storm truly when you were far enough away from it, even when they're right, it's not one of those things that you have to consider.

33:04You have to take that I have to take that route. And then some of us, we actually complain. We complain to our friends, our families. We hire a therapist to shrink to complain about our childhood that we had. And there are some people that go through some deep horrific in their childhood. And as somebody that has faced trauma, nothing like crazy though, right? It's contextual, right? Nobody died, right? Wasn't anything serious, right? Of course not. Of course not, cuz it's not that serious. But coming from that perspective, It threw me off.

34:07I got triggered. I got triggered. I think I just got triggered. If you're still here, I need another wave of comments. Hashtag keep me in your hearts. I needed this. We try to tell all of these stories about how the world should treat us. And we recognize that our special little snowflake of a life. We are all unique individuals. Nobody can truly understand us.

35:04This is why some people and I guess some people would say it's the ones that have a higher intellect, a higher level of consciousness even though we cannot measure it. It's those people that realize that we are all alone and might be a little bit dark, nihilistic, but because everything is so nuanced, how can anybody ever truly understand, right? We recognize the contextual differences of perspectives, meaning because you see what I've gone through a certain way and I see what I've gone through a certain way and vice versa. And we're looking at the same thing, but we're also looking at two different things.

36:03And if there's 8 billion people, there's 8 billion different perspectives on Earth. One of the biggest mistakes is assuming that our perspectives align and then when they don't. Again, on a personal level, we understand. Mind your business. You don't know what I've been through. You don't know what I've been through. And I don't want to get triggered. I don't want to get triggered. But then on a macro level, it's happening all the time. And then I feel like there is a beach ball that keeps getting thrown around like abortion, like you know what I mean? Uh the the war on drugs. And it's crazy because so many drugs were manufactured by the same government that is trying to enforce, you know, the uh or prohibit rather the use of it.

37:05It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. And I've heard it so many times and you should look it up if you ever want to get curious. But like an example, the whole reason why things like psychedelics got um made illegal, cuz they weren't always illegal. The reason why marijuana became illegal because it wasn't always illegal. You know, why why did these things happen? And we we cling on to these. You shouldn't do that. You shouldn't do that to yourself because you might do something to somebody else. You shouldn't do that to yourself because it might reflect upon everybody else. If I am in a culture that allows abortion, who am I?

38:08I I don't have a unique thought. I don't have a a unique personality. Um I'm a part of the group. I'm a part of the pod. I'm a sheu. And if my group doesn't reflect some of the things that I actually believe then then who am I? What is what does all of this mean? and at risk of getting triggered. It's already starting to happen at risk of getting triggered.

39:08What happens if I speak up and the group doesn't agree? Do they know? Do they know how I feel? It's impossible. Let me just close my eyes. I'm willing to put my head back down. This was crazy. I chose chose the wrong pill. I chose the wrong pill. I'm going to go back. I'm going to go back. I like it better. I like it better. Just tell me what am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do? What What is the reason of all of this? Now I'm questioning my life. I'm questioning my life now. I'm questioning my purpose. I'm questioning where do I even fit in with all of this?

40:08I don't know these answers. This is scary. This is scary. I don't agree with all this, but I agree with some of it. This doesn't make sense. This doesn't make sense. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Cuz that's evil. That's evil, right? Okay. Yeah. these existential questions that are lingering in my head, I they're they're starting to become too much. And I actually I need to I need to go back. I need to go back. So instead of trying to figure out a way for myself, can you just tell me what's right and what's wrong because Yeah. And I want I want everybody to just be right. I want everything to be good.

41:05And yeah, that sounds that sounds good. Yeah, it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Everything is everything is okay. Everything's good. And anytime I'm starting to feel any sort of resistance, I'm just going to remind myself of how this felt, of how it felt to actually resist for a little bit. man. I just don't I don't see how people live like that. They're that it's anarchy. They're anarchists. Um, and they're masochists as well because they just they just want this pain inflicted on them. And that's all that was. It was pain. It feels so much better to just close my eyes. like the the light was actually it was blinding and I I I appreciate the sight of not seeing.

42:12Ignorance is bliss, man. Ignorance is bliss. Just just just tell me just tell me what we're talking about, you know? I mean, I don't care, you know? I I don't care. We we should be able to we could change anything. We could do anything anything at all. And then we can also tell other people not to do Look down at them. In fact, I'm already imagining this pedestal. Just had to sit my my chair up higher because I'm enlightened now. I'm better. I'm just better. It's better. And drugs are bad. Okay. Abortion is murder.

43:08In fact, uh I think that um I think we need to draw the line further back the uh the sand. And I'm going to come back down to the the rest of these anarchists. So beneath me, I think we need to draw the line further back in the sand. The tide is coming. The tide is coming. Winter is coming. And you don't have your jacket. six weeks. I don't care if she barely knows that she's pregnant. Don't care.

44:05She just missed her period. It happens all the time because she has an irregular period like many women. I don't care. It's six weeks. It's been six weeks and still that line is too far out. The tide is coming. And I know what you're thinking. All abortion. I don't care how many weeks. It could be two weeks, three weeks. All of it is illegal. That's still It's not enough. It's not enough because yes, it will help. We will save so many babies lives. We will solve the the population crisis in Jesus' name.

45:07But it's not enough. If we take it further back, where does this all start? It starts with one man and one woman under God. And anybody that wants to conceptualize their marriage because yes, marriage is mandated. Um, anybody that wants to do that, you better have the intentions of reproducing condoms immediately. It's going You thought that that housewife with the gram or something?

46:03You're going to jail. You're going to jail. All right. Going to jail. This is so much more serious. You have no idea the type of deep that you're into. Why the are you using a condom? And don't give me that sexual transmitted disease because I know you don't give a cuz you're a man or you anything. Don't you? Don't you? If you cared, you would have them get tested. So, don't tell me about an STD. Why the do you think it's okay to have this prophylactic? Sir, do you think that this latex condom is an appropriate thing to walk around with?

47:08No, I I I know you're just trying to be safe like what the kids say. I know it's hip. And listen, I was a kid once, too. I understand. Look, you see how I'm making eye contact with you right now? That's me understanding and that's us having a connection. We're friends. I was you and you will be me. I promise it's okay. I know you're just trying to be safe, but anytime I see these, it's basically just murder children, you know, and I can't with good consciousness go home to my wife and who I love and am cherished to.

48:07I can't in good consciousness go home and think about all of these dead babies. You have three condoms here. Three. And by my math, that is potentially at least three different children, especially based off of your track record. Like I said, you're a man This could be three different women. I am not to get confused and to think that this would be with the same one because you should be married and you need Jesus. By my calculations, that's at least three and potentially even more twins, triplets.

49:02You get three triplets, that's nine kids. You have nine dead babies on your hands now, sir. And you just thought you were walking around with a condom. Nine dead babies. What kind of sicko goes to sleep at night knowing what they have? It's right there in their glove compartment or their sock drawer or their pocket. Who keeps a dead baby in their pocket? animal. This world is getting deranged and like I said, I don't want to have to take this up to the next level.

50:05Because I was just like you. But I have to. I have no choice. These are nine dead babies on our hands. Like between the two of us, even if we split it, that's like four and a half dead babies each on our conscious. So there's no way that I'll be able to explain it to my wife. Um and in in which I love under God um yeah we can't we can't have this. And I know what you're thinking that uh that I'm being I'm being ridiculous, right? Like what's the big deal? If I didn't have these, I'd be doing it anyways. I'd just be pulling out, you know? just doing the pull out method quick.

51:01Just uh just going to put this out there that spreading dead babies anywhere else whether you are pulling out and putting it in a tissue on the sheets in your hand. I don't know what the you kind of monsters do. I've even heard. I've even heard of people throwing dead babies on their sexual partner. I would never be able to look at that stomach. We're back again the same way. And I I didn't believe it. And I did watch that tape to prove that this does happen.

51:59And I did rewind it over and over and over again until I couldn't stop unseeing. Getting triggered. I washed away those sins. I washed away those sins. All sex that doesn't lead to a baby is murder. So if you are with a partner that is not able to conceive but you are they are committing a crime every single time that you bust a load. I want that to sink in for a bit. It's a crime to let a perfectly healthy egg or perfectly good little swimmers go to waste.

53:08And I don't want to hear about this treatment that's making so many couples happy. I don't want to hear that You're going to jail. And I feel sad for you because nobody gave you this talk. Nobody. Nobody. So, I could just take these could take these three condoms, let you go. But I got a feeling that you're just going to be wiping dead babies in a Kleenex or something like that cuz I've seen your type before.

54:04Like I said, I was you. Um, and even though I am a good man under God now, I can't in good consciousness let this go. You can choose life, son. You can choose life. It's okay. It's okay. And bless the 12 kids that me and Karen have. Every single time we have had sex, we have achieved procreation.

55:09And those were the 12 best times of my life. Not the birth, the conception. Okay. I'm a man of God. I'm a man of God. I'll I I'll let you I'll let you slide with this one. You can go. You can go. I'm I'm feeling generous today. And if you want to mention me tonight around your supper table for blessing or tucking your kids in, of course you don't. Shame. Tucking yourself in and you're saying you're nightly prayers. Feel free to mention me for the enlightenment that I've bestowed upon you.

56:16It's been my gift to you. There there are um couple little snafoos before you do go. Just want to check the rest of your belongings. Make sure that that was it. No. No. I'll let you keep the rubbers. Hold on. Let me just put a hole in them. There you go. Now you can still be safe and the swimmers get to swim. Okay. Um, yeah, you could still use them. I just that's and that's what a lot of kids don't know is you can use them but if they don't have at least a uh a pinky pinky's worth of hole right at the tip then uh then they are illegal. We're we're going to have to take that as contraband.

57:11Um but because we're just letting this pass and I'm assuming that there's going to be no dead babies. We got three condoms. We're going to have three to nine babies. Okay. So, um I I don't want to actually be registered to I don't want to go to any baby showers. I don't care about your registry or anything like that. Um I know that I happily support life and everything, but I'm just tapped out. There's so many baby monitors that I've had to buy over the lifetime of preaching this message that at this point I frankly cannot afford anymore on this salary. Um, but my thoughts will be with you again for these three to nine kids. Um, so so here's here's your here's your condoms. And I just I just need to check the rest of your belongings.

58:12What's this? This whole time I've been talking about this housewife and you think that it's okay to just have a gram of marijuana yourself? The devil's lettuce. So, what's your plan, sicko? Cuz now I'm starting to get a full picture. You meet a lady. She's nice. lady of God and you take out the devil's lettuce and you put it on, I don't know, a rolled up cigarette because that's perfectly fine. I don't care if you smoke tobacco. I don't care if you have nicotine. And I don't care if you have percoetses or any of the other type of things that we have deemed as perfectly fine to intoxicate yourself with look like a zombie with whatever you want to fill in the blank with.

59:20You just wanted to use this. Sprinkle some of that mystical Mary Jane on that. Take a couple puffs with her. Bam. She's out like a light. And you were going to take this beautiful woman and turn her on. Have a good time with it. Enjoy each other's company. Make her feel like everything was safe, cuz it is. Everything is safe. And so, bam. I was thinking we take it to the next level. I was thinking the same thing. We've been dating for a couple months and blah blah blah blah blah blah. You're not married.

1:00:22And then next thing you know, you're bringing out the old kandaroo. Except you have one with your original plan without a pinky hole in it trying to hold all those swimmers captive. Nobody's going to leave the pool today and you just think it's all right. You're gonna wake up to her the next morning, give her a kiss, tell her she's beautiful, tell her you had a great time, maybe get some coffee, little bit of breakfast, depending if she's a morning person that even likes to have breakfast. And you were just going to try to have a regular deg relationship with her like you didn't just murder a ton of babies.

1:01:27You could have had triplets. You could have chose life. Disgusted. I'm disgusted. You know there is a way in which we can forget about all of this. How would you like to spread the message of what we've been talking about? I think I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship and I feel like after this exquisite talk, there's honestly nothing else that you need to know.

1:02:44There's no nuance to any of these topics. There's no gray area. It's all black and white. It's either right or it's wrong. It's either something approved or disapproved under God. Okay? And we've we've covered extensively why you should be choosing life every time. We've covered extensively why putting any sort of substance that makes you feel good and not hurt anybody and just kind of chill and do your own thing, all of that is wrong. We've even talked about how somebody choosing to end their own beautiful, beautiful time here.

1:03:48Completely wrong. In fact, anybody that tries and fails, we're going to lock them up. We're going to observe them. We're going to make them talk to people about this. And yeah, we're going to make this illegal. We're going to make a law about this. We're going to put it in black and white. Yeah. And I know what you're thinking. It is. It is more important than cannibalism. It is. There there should be a law here. And uh I think you're worried about the wrong things. Frankly, shouldn't be worried at all.

1:04:48Anyways, getting off track. So, we we talked about all of that. There anything else that is very we we kind of briefly mentioned it. I mean, marriage, you got to do it. You got to do it. And if you end up having a child with uh somebody out of wedlock, we're going to make you jump through hoops. as if you guys aren't both uh the parents. It's going to have to be it's going to have to be a thing. Um I do want to I do want to say you're welcome for getting you to this point. Frankly, I know you didn't think that you didn't wake up thinking you'd be enlightened today, but um really quickly just to make sure everybody is aware that this has all been hypothetical.

1:05:59Anything that we've been discussing, of course. Um, it's just conspiracy theory and you you honestly should take it with a grain of salt. And I don't I don't want anybody jumping off the ledge with this. They they uh they need to they need to realize that the gray areas that we make up, it's just that we're making it up. There are no nuances. There is no black and white. There are no people that are controlling people. There are no, you know, groups of picked people that get to make the rules for everybody else and get to dictate that, you know, what is illegal and what isn't. Um, everything that is in place is there for a reason. It's been thought through. There's no incentive behind it. There's no, you know, especially not money. Like money is never the issue.

1:06:57Money is never the problem. In fact, like too much money is probably their their issue. You know, they uh more than they could ever ever need. You know, they're just giving it away and swoops of of money is what I've heard. Swoops is the term of phrase that was used. Yeah. So, um, if I happened to be shut down, it's because one of you thought that this wasn't hypothetical and actually took this serious and it was somebody that is on the same side as me, more than likely that, you know, we we know we know what's right. They know, rather, they know. So, because they know, we know, and that's all that matters.

1:07:54Um, we're we're on the right side of history with this one. But if if for some reason this is getting deleted, it's because I was misconstrued. Again, completely hypothetical. Please don't take anything that I'm saying serious. It uh it makes me sleep better at night knowing that people know how serious it is. Try not to trick up myself. How serious it is to choose life. It's okay. It's okay.

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